House of Cards Against Humanity – The Perfect Pairing

house of cards against humanity

Update: As you can see on the CAH page below, the House of Cards themed deck is already sold out. We’ll update if we find out they’re releasing more.

We can’t believe this idea had never crossed our mind, but we’re certainly glad it has come to fruition.

House of Cards and Cards Against Humanity have partnered to create House of Cards Against Humanity.

This is real.

Here’s a sampling of some of the cards:


I can’t believe Netflix is using __________ to promote House of Cards.
I’m not going to lie. I despise __________. There, I said it.
A wise man said, “Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about __________.”
Corruption. Betrayal. __________. Coming soon to Netflix,
“House of __________.” PICK 2
Our relationship is strictly professional. Let’s not complicate things with
Because you enjoyed __________, we thought you’d like __________. PICK 2

We’re not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome
__________ in the office.
Cancel all my meetings. We’ve got a situation with __________ that requires my
immediate attention.
If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you __________,
but it’ll cost you.


30 shitty jokes about House of Cards.
An origami swan that’s some kind of symbol?
A homoerotic subplot.
Forcing a handjob on a dying man.
Ribs so good they transcend race and class.
The sensitive European photographer who’s fucking my wife.
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
Discharging a firearm in a residential area.
Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.
Making it look like a suicide.
A much younger woman.
An older man.
Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.
A childless marriage.
My constituents.
Punching a congressman in the face.

Check out House of Cards season two premiere February 14th, 2014

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